So I turned in your application to the Montessori school of our choosing. Of course, it would be $750/month, so I also picked up the financial assistance package. I don't know what to think. In an ideal it would be perfect, and it's worth a shot. But there are drawbacks too. Not the least of which is that your (hopefully) future brother or sister would be $1,150/month as an infant. Yeah, no. That's more than our mortgage payment. So either we'd have to get that basically knocked off, which might happen if they looked at those two in relation to our income. OR the future child would have to go elsewhere, probably where you're going now. It's about 1/2 block away, so it's not really inconvenient.
Aaaaanyway, while we're on the subject of the future child... We were, weren't we? Yes, well. Man, I'm a bad prego wannabe. I'm not used to be a la natural, sans pregnancy-preventing hormones. So a lot of the weird crap my body's been doing in the last couple of weeks and really the last couple of days do nothing to help. What is all this stuff? My body's blissfully happy with The Pill. Well not blissful but relatively uneventful. Now I have all of these hormones. I have mood swings, hot flashes, boob sweating (WTF is up with that?!) and general pregnancy-type feelings that only come full force right before you get your period. Sorry, TMI. I'm sure my lovely Aunt Flo is around the corner, but in the meantime her impending visit leaves me with Attitude. And how! My coworkers are lucky to share in the joy that is me right now.
Of course, there's always the chance it's not a test. No, shut up you. Go away now. I am not in danger of forgetting that when you're TTC'ing, every twinge, flash, flicker and blip of a body change signals your mind to say "Oooh, oooh! That's what you feel when you're pregnant, right? I must be pregnant!" Then your evil Mr. Hyde reminds you that you're a bloody fool.
Yeah, so I'm having some fun at present. Stay tuned. I am pretty sure I'm losing my mind.
P.S. No, I'm not drunk. I'm at work. More like punch-drunk with exhaustion.
P.P.S. You, yes you - Don't snap at me for not telling you anything first. There's nothing to tell you. Didn't you read above? If I pee on a stick and it says anything, I will call you. But I won't be peeing on a stick anytime soon. As Chez Miscarriage says, "Go away, evil eye."