+ Holy pregnancy, Batman! +
This is the one I've been waiting for. Look at the last line...

Your Pregnancy Calendar
Today is Friday February 14th 2003.
You conceived on Thursday June 20th 2002 and your due date is Thursday March 13th 2003.
239 days have passed since the conception, and you are 27 days before your due date.
You are 36 weeks into your pregnancy, and you have 4 weeks to go.
You are in the 3rd trimester.
90% of your pregnancy has passed, there is 10% left to go.